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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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princessofpop

“Pokémom”

onawhirlwind

Britney omg why

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this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

sodomymcscurvylegs

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

jin-hikari

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stay-myheartbeatsforlove

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

bramblepatch

I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.

elderkin-loser

Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…

gaayboobs

Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime

mellenabrave

Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.

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hollyblueagate

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

hollyblueagate

just a few things established in the fosters universe

  • imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
  • 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
  • a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
  • this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
  • imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
  • babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
  • at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

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  • this is all just treated as facts of life
bootyflex

Foster’s was and always will be my shit but yeah it was pretty fucked up

Source: hollyblueagate
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roachpatrol

I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. 

kaijutegu

good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry.

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https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely

Whole Foods carries it. If you don’t want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company. 

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It’s the best chocolate I’ve ever had and it’s 100% slave free. Tony’s Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They’re good people who make good chocolate.

rsbenedict

A list of slavery-free chocolate companies:

weeelllp

Crazy how the main three chocolate companies in the US are all terrible

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